Dear guy on facebook,
Yes, that's right, I'm blogging about you. Why am I blogging about you? Because you sir, are an ass hole. You can go ahead and judge me. Judge it up!! I guess I offended you, maybe with my seething hatred for Taylor Swift? Well, if that's the case, it's not my fault that you have a terrible taste in music.
I wouldn't have blogged about you if you hadn't been so stupid whilst telling me off on my facebook page. You see, my motto is 'If you're going to insult/ tell someone off, do it intelligently' because if you don't... you're just an insult to yourself. So ha-ha you unintelligent bastard, obviously you've made a complete ass of yourself. If you've ever read any of my blogs you would know that they are judgmental rants that my friends and I find funny. You don't have to like them.
But that's not what's makes me so angry. You can go ahead and tell me off on facebook- that's all fine and dandy. But do not be so insulting as to tell me off and misspell everything you're typing ON PURPOSE. Honestly, you're doing nothing to make me look like I'm a total fucktard, you're doing that to yourself.
Anyway, I hope you take this blog as constructive criticism so you learn proper English. I wish you the best in your daily life and I hope you move out of your grandparents basement very, very soon.
~Most sincerely,
Cate The Human
Thanks for reading! You can find all of my blogs (as well as this dick heads remark) on my facebook page "Go F*ck Yourself, Thanks." or follow me on Twitter @CateTheHuman. Thanks again peeps! ~Cate The Human
