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DEAR PEOPLE OF THE WORLD,
I thank you and your interwebs browsing for you have granted me the joy of knowing that my blog has been viewed over 1000 times!! I love you all (even if you just skimmed through the posts...). From my cheesegraterface blog to my obsession with Adventure Time (hence the name, Cate The Human) to my most recent ten texts from guys blog I can only hope that you have found my rants, jokes, and constant complaining both entertaining and instructive. I daresay I plan on doing my best to keep the blogs coming having high hopes that I'll one day reach my goal of 1million views. I wish you the best and most humours of days and thank you again and again for helping me achieve this wonderful achievement! KEEP READING! <3

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Ten texts from guys that piss me off.

So I got a text from a dude the other day that was both immature and totally inappropriate thus the blog was created; Ten texts from guys that piss me off--


So this is how this is going to go, I'm going to list the ten texts in no order, their just randomly placed. Enjoy.

10) 
ME:  Lawls, brb shower. :)
BOY: Oh, and I don't get invited? ;)
ME: No. I don't invite man-children into my shower.

9)
ME: So what are you doing? :P
BOY: Rubbing one out.
ME: Remind me to never touch your phone again.

8)
BOY: Hey princess :)
ME: I spit, burp and play videogames in my underwear... if anyone's a princess it's you.

7)
BOY: Hey baby! :)
ME: Do I look like I wear diapers? Please fuck off and loose my number.

6)
BOY: (Sends me a random picture of their dick)
Me: I didn't know that cell phones worked as microscopes.

5)
BOY: (Sends me a shirtless picture)
ME: Want some whipped cream with that jello?

4)
BOY: Wut r u doin? Wunna chil?
ME: No, I want to hit you with a dictionary.

3)
BOY: Heyy Sexy :D
ME: Hey not-so-sexy!

2)
ME: Dude, I'm so bored... want to go do something?
BOY: By something do you mean me? ;)
ME: No, maybe next time I should clarify.

1)
BOY: dtf?
ME: cys?
BOY: Wut?
ME: Can you spell?



Well there you have it, the ten texts that annoy the shit out of me, hopefully some of you can relate. Sorry I haven't blogged in a while, been busy with my book! Hopefully I'll get another blog up soon! Bye my blog reading peeps.

Thanks for reading! You can find all of my blogs on my facebook page, "Go F*ck Yourself, Thanks" where you can message me or leave me a comment with a blog request! FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER @CateTheHuman, everyone could use more followers plus I follow back! Thanks again guys! ~ Cate The Human