That Rat Ass Bastard.

So I haven't posted in a very, very long while. Mostly because I'm just to lazy to do it. But this most recent event in my life has prompted me to dedicate a BRAND SPANKING NEW blog post all to one guy (who shall remain nameless simply because I said so). So without further a-due I bring to you, the blog reading peeps of the world; That rat ass bastard.


Dear Rat Ass Bastard,

How silly of me to believe that you and I would have ever worked as friends, let alone as anything else. To think, I fell for your stupid fucking bull shit words as easily as they came out of your pathetic, stupid, ugly mouth. For the four MONTHS that you and I spent EVERY DAY talking until late in the night I believed every word you spoke to me. And now, I just want to forward ALL of our messages to your FUCKING GIRLFRIEND WHO I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD. Will I do it? I haven't decided yet. Maybe I should. Maybe she should see what you told me, the promises you made me, the rather shirtless pictures you sent me. Why? BECAUSE YOU SIR, ARE A FUCKING WHORE.

Had I known that you were in a relationship with someone, or that you were using me when you were feeling lonely, shit would be way different. Not only would we have gotten so "Close" but you'd probably be single. HAH Jokes on you because you know what... Now she's going to be single (and not without a guy because she's very, very pretty) and you're going to be homeless. BECAUSE SHE IS GOING TO KICK YOU OUT SO FUCKING HARD AND I'M GOING TO LAUGH WITH THE REST OF THE WORLD. I don't want your sorrys, you need to give them all to her. YOU FUCKING RAT ASS BASTARD. How can you do that to someone? You know what... I don't even care. I guess I can close this "letter" with... I hope you enjoy sleeping under benches and having no penis. Because I hope she castrates you and shoves you out the door like you're nothing. Have a wonderful life. I hate you.

Most sincerely,
Cate The Human



Well my blog reading peeps. I hope this post suits your fancy, if not I'm sorry... Follow me on twitter and I'll give you a direct apology. -I follow back... just sayin' <3 I'll leave you with an "I love you" and a "thanks for reading". So... I love you and thanks for reading. Lol See you next time!! (Twitter @CateTheHuman)    Bye!

~~~~Cate