I cannot tell you how many times I have wanted to rub my face on a cheese grater after sitting amongst such stupidity. Seriously peeps? Why do you have to have little to no common sense? I once talked to a 13 year old girl who was trying to tell me off on Facebook. First of all, I'm 18, this bitch had no business telling me how to live my life and second of all she was telling me off on Facebook... Cant get much more cowardly than that. Anyway, after reading one of her e-mails she sent to me I really wanted to hit her in the face with a dictionary... she, the 13 year old girl, spelled BEEF wrong.... BEEF peeps. I believe the sentence went as follows, "If them want to have beff let them have beff" Sooo many things wrong with that phrase... *cheesegraterface* This however is not the worst of it... She typed like she thought she was a "gangster". Dude you're 13 years old, the only thing that's gangster in your life is having the fine tip washable Crayola markers.
Another thing that makes me want to rub my face on a cheese grater is when "rednecks" do nothing but talk about trucks or how "Obama isn't a real citizen". Yes people, because our government would let someone who isn't a real citizen be the president of our country. Just because he's black does not mean that he's from Africa, black people can live here to! Wow shocker right?! I know! It's possible for people who aren't white to live in America! And for all of you "rednecks" out there, just so you know I don't have a problem with all of you- But if i see one more Confederate flag on the back of some piece of shit truck I might push you down a cheese grater slide. The Civil war is OVER, so the flags mean nothing now. For real *cheesegraterface*.
And here it is, the number one thing that really annoys me the most in this world (keep in mind this is only a fraction of the shit that pisses me off, but i have little time and a lot to write) - drum roll please- Duh da da daaa! Snobby, know-it-all, high maintenance, fake bitches who spend all of the money that they have on shit that they cant afford and then brag about it. I just- I- Ughhhh I cant do it! I cannot handle that shit. Oh you're broke as fuck? Yeah lets just go out and buy a $500 hand bag that you use to carry around your expensive ass makeup that makes you look like a cakeface and your empty wallet because you're out of money so you cant put any in it! Whoo YEAH! GET IT! No! That's not how life works. You'll all eventually end up selling crack to keep up with the rent and eating the neighbors cat to stay alive. That's how you're life is going to end up. Selling crack, and eating Fluffy, the neighbors cat. *cheesegraterface-x1million*
Well that's it. That's my rant for the day. I'm hoping to post more shit soon, maybe twice a week? Hmmmmm I'll see how this one goes over with you peeps and then you can tell me if i should post more. ;) Thanks for reading! :D ~Cate The Human
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