Jenna Marbles- my blogging tribute.

Dear Jenna Marbles,
Hello sexual! Let me start by saying that you are one funny bitch. This entire blog (meaning not just this post but the entire People are F*cking Stupid blog) was created because you inspired me to do it. Boom, that's right. I said it. Jenna motha-fuckin Marbles is the reason for this blog. I am hopelessly addicted to your videos... Not kidding you, HOPELESSLY addicted. From your very first video of Marbles to your most recent 100th video (which was funny as fuck by the way) I've been through a journey that is car lashes, bitches breaking I-phones, Lady Gaga writing music, Justin Beiber, Ke$a, Nicki Minaj, Snooki, what boys do on the internet, what boys do in the bathroom, what boys do in the car, Sarah Palin, Madona, Spider-man, what girls do on the Internet, what girls do in the bathroom, what girls do while driving, dressing up as Drake to do the cinnamon challenge, and Landsharks. Words do not describe how truly awesome you and your awesomeness really are. I'd like to take a moment to thank you for making me laugh while I'm sad or bored as fuck and have nothing to blog about.

Another thing I admire about you're awesomeness is your neediness. I to, am a nerd. I read comic books instead of magazines, I watch SyFy instead of Oxygen and I play videogames like there's no tomorrow (needless to say if ever there was an orc invasion or a Dementor attack, I'd be the bitch to call). So thank you, Jenna Marbles, for being a sexy fuckin nerd.

I've gotten a shit ton of shit from your videos like- What guys do just about anywhere they go, how to do my make-up likes yours when I'm drunk, why girls dress like sluts on Halloween (even though I don't dress like one I've always wanted to know why others do), and how to do a plank on the ground... as a landshark. I'm pretty sure that the world will agree with me when I say you have touched our lives with the hand of comedy and for that, we -yet again- thank you. Keep being sexy!

Most sincerely, your heavily addicted fan, Cate The Human.


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