Why I hate Hipsters.

So, as i was reading through my blogs the other day (checking for mistakes because I'm a dumb ass sometimes and miss shit) I realized that I have not yet ranted about my seething hatred for Hipsters. So without hesitation I present to you, Why I hate Hipsters-


NERDS DID IT FIRST.

I hope you realize that I could have just left this blog at that and published it... but I didn't because I assume that not all of you would understand what I mean. So I decided to elaborate. OKAY here we go, hope you're ready to read a rant... Nerds -we glorious, wonderful, most loving people- have always done things that the "mainstream" peeps think is different or uncool. Well! Of course you know, there's always that one person who RIPS the rest of us off and decides to give it a cool name and all that shit. So the nerds -we glorious, wonderful, most loving people- were left here in the dust to remain unpopular and harassed everyday for the rest of our lives. Thanks. Alot. Douche. Bags.

Another reason why I hate Hipsters is because of how far they take the "be different" thing. I understand that originality is always a good thing but when you're a woman and you use the men's bathroom because its to mainstream for you, as a woman, to use your own bathroom there is something obviously wrong here. Go park your ass on a toilet in a bathroom with the sign of the lady on it and piss in a woman's stall. If you don't want to pee in a woman's bathroom then hold that shit in until you get home (no ironic pun intended there). You nasty little wanna-be-man fuck.

Just because someone else likes the music or clothing you wear does not automatically make it "mainstream". If you see someone on the street with "your" shirt on, it doesn't mean they're trying to make it popular in the mainstream world, it just means they have the same shit-ass taste in clothing that you do. A pillowcase with a feather stapled to it does not make a good looking shirt- you are not Dobby the house elf, you will never pull it off like he did, so quit trying (R.I.P Dobby, you died a free elf. I will always love and miss you).

You are not a fucking bird, you do not need to have a feather attached to everything you wear, you do not, under any circumstances, need to put a fucking feather in your hair. It's annoying as fuck, its unattractive on you (some peeps can pull off the feather hair thing) and you're spending all of this money on feathery shit that I could do for you just by whacking you with a feather pillow after covering you with glue. Stop trying to be an animal, the only people that can pull that off have gone to Hogwarts. Fuckers.

WOLF SHIRTS WITH FEATHERS ON THEM ARE NOT OKAY. EVER. They haven't ever been cool nor will they ever be cool. I know like, four people on this entire planet who can actually pull it off and I can guarantee that its not you. Stop looking through your parents shit from the early 70's and wearing it. I'm all for hippy shit, but sometimes that's just not okay. Stop trying so hard you unoriginal bastards.

Indie rock is not the greatest thing in the world. I like it. But its nothing to be all obsessed about. Stop TRYING so hard to be different. You don't look cool, you don't look good, you look super fucking stupid and you should stop being the downfall of society today with you stupid-lookingness. Thank you.

I cant stand Hipsters. Not one bit. I cant do it. I don't do feathers or wolf shirts or indie rock or locally owned coffee shops or apple laptops. I like Starbucks and computers that work, like the rest of the world. Please, stop trying so hard and get a life.

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