Why I cant stand Taylor Swift.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!RANT ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!--If you like Taylor Swift, don't read. I love my fans and I don't want them to hate me because I can't stand that bitch--


I hate her music, her face, her attire, her voice, her attitude, her perfume, her guitar, her albums, her hair, her eyes, anything that sounds like her, anything that looks like her, etc... This is why-

I haven't liked Taylor Swift since she started singing. She doesn't even sound good! Honestly, if i wanted to hear someone bitch about their love life (or lack there of) I'd bitch about that shit by my self. She doesn't even look good when she sings! She looks like a constipated dinosaur!! This bitch is on my list of the top ten people that I cant stand. Shes like, number two. Fucking annoying bitch- had Isildur cast her into the fires of Mount Doom we wouldn't be having this problem would we?

I'm not kidding when I tell you that even her Perfume smells like whiny bitch. In the words of Jenna Marbles "Smells like desperation!" and it does. Because shes desperate. I honestly don't even know how shes famous! If this bitch can make as much as she does by whining about not being able to keep a man I should be able to make a few bucks singing about my period or how much I hate wearing my bra. News flash honey, heartbreak is a part of everyday life. I don't think I've heard more than one song by her that isn't about some guy who fucked her over. Hey, hey Taylor! If you have a reason to keep singing about heartbreak.... maybe that should tell you something about your attitude. Or your face. Either or. Maybe its both.

Now- I don't usually watch the Country Music Awards but... if I'm with family and their watching it.. I don't have much of a choice. I swear to glob, every time this bitch doesn't get the award that shes nominated for she throws a little bitch fit silently in her chair. She like rolls her eyes and glares at the person who does get it. Way to be a fucking team player. Bitch. Get over yourself! The only award that you deserve is the award for the worlds whiniest bitch. I can see it now!~~~~~~~ "And the winner, for the Country Music Awards Whiniest Bitch goes to......... Taylor Swift!!" everyone will clap and cheer and she'll cry and thank her fans for the WELL DESERVED award.
 
I live for the day that her fans abandon her. I fucking live for that shit. I cant wait to see her face... she'll be all like "Wha- what!? Why doesn't- Why don't you people love me anymore!?" And then I'll rise up above the rest of the world and say "BECAUSE YOU SUCK IN EVERY ASPECT OF YOUR LIFE" and then go buy a cheese burger and some fries with my peeps. Because I don't fucking care about what she does after that. She wouldn't be so bad if she wasn't so fake all of the time. Like she acts like she cares about her fans and shit but she doesn't. She could care less. All she sees is the fame. You can tell that by watching her face when she looses an award at a music award thing. She needs to grow up. Maybe if she can do that, I might start liking her.

I apologize to all of my peeps who like her. But its not my fault that you have a bad taste in music. Go listen to The Killers or Deadmau5 or Adele or someone with a real musical talent.


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The top 10 reasons why the nerdy life is the best life.

I've always been a nerd, always will be. I could tell you off using 6 different nerdy comic books, movies, games, or books in one sentence. Fucking try me. I'll destroy you. Anyway, I present to you- The top 10 reasons why the nerdy life is the best life.

Reason 10~
You can do weird and ridiculous shit because people already judge you!

You can do shit like- running through out your school in a cape screaming your self-given hero name... not that I've ever done that or anything...


Reason 9~
No matter what you're doing or where you are, you always know that you can find something to do.

I don't give a fuck how old I am, my best friend and I still pretend like were elves and make bows out of sticks and strings that we find outside. Fuck you all. Its fun as fuck and I refuse to stop doing it. I don't care if you think we're weird. I don't care if you think were acting like children; we know you secretly want to join us on our adventures. Fuck off. Stop being a grown up ass hole. Grab a broomstick and I'll fly to Hogwarts with you.


Reason 8~
Comic Con is the greatest get together of nerds on the entire fucking planet; friendships are made there.

For those of you who don't know what Comic Con is; slap yourself in the face right now, go to bing.com and fuckin search that shit. Unacceptable. Mother fuckers. Shame on you.



Reason 7~
Not once in my entire 18 years of life that I have lived have I ever had a nerdy friend betray or back stab me just as I have never betrayed or back stabbed someone else unless given reason to.

Nerd friends are the best kind. Despite popular belief we do have quite a few friends and we cherish them. We don't have "paper plate" peeps. We don't just use them for a while and throw them out.



Reason 6~
We are masters at killing anything that comes our way.

I don't care what your mommy and daddy told you. Video games and movies prepare you for shit that other peeps aren't prepared for- Orc attacks, Zombie apocolypse, Goblin attacks, Dragon attacks, Demon attacks, how to kill a Greek god, how to tame a mythical creature, what to do if your hurt by a mythical creature, how to Zombie-proof your house, how to take down a  Nazgul, how to kill a cave troll, how to kill a dark lord, how to ward off dementors, what spell to use to unlock shit that you need unlocked, and last but certainly most important, how to destory the ring of power. Yeah, mother fuckers, so the next time you tease a nerd and a Nazgul comes to your door looking for the one ring don't come crying to us. We will let that bitch feed you to his dragon. Dillholes.


Reason 5~
Nerds invented the computer, smart phone, or tablet you are reading this blog off of.

That's right bitches. Some nerd is bathing in the money they have while playing World of Warcraft or watching Lord Of The Rings because you bought the shit that they created. So fuck off. Without us you'd still be using the pony express.



Reason 4~
We have amazing imagination.

As I explained earlier in the blog, my friend and I still "play" Lord Of The Rings. Why? Because we still have our imagination.We can look at a stick and turn it into a sword or a staff with our minds. Take that you douche bag fuckers. Did you think that J.K. Rowling wrote Harry Potter off of nothing? No, she imagined it. So fuck off.


Reason 3~
We create the majority of your favorite things.

A nerd invented the PlayStation, a nerd also invented the X-Box and the Nintendo shit. Stan Lee created all that is Marvel Comics and some dude invented DC comics (I really could care less who invented DC... The only good hero that comes from DC is The Green Lantern, the rest fucking suck). Nerds invented the gaming chair you sit in to play on your game console, they invented Ipods and Zunes and Mp3's. Again, without us, you would have nothing. If you wanted to hear music or play a game you would have to whistle and grab a bag a marbles.


Reason 2~
We can actually recreate anything we love.

Unlike you peeps and your petty chick flicks and lame action movies about cars, we can remake anything we see. We have awesome role play battles in open fields with swords and bows and shit. I'm sorry but there's really no way to act out Sex in the City- unless your like 50 with a face lift and you feel like hitting on 19 year old boys. But while your trying to do that I'll be kicking ass with my fake blade with the back up of a fellow nerd to defend our queen. FOR GLORY!

And finally.... the #1 reason why being a nerd fuckin rocks my socks...

Reason 1~
We only have to worry about what we look like a few times a year.

Holidays and Comic Con. You do NOT want to show up to Comic Con with a shitty cos play get up. If you do you've just set yourself up for disaster and pain.


And that's why being a nerd is where its at. You can keep your reality. We don't want it. We're all just fine where we are.


Thanks for reading! You can find all of my blog posts on my facebook page "Go, F*ck Yourself, Thanks" or you can follow me on twitter @CateTheHuman where you can read tweets about random shit that no one actually cares about. I'm always open for suggestions on what to blog about but I wont know what you want unless you tell me! Leave it in a comment on a blog or hit me up on facebook or twitter! Thanks again peeps! ~Cate The Human

Why I fucking hate that bitch.

RANT ALERT. Bad one.
The title is self explanatory, I fucking hate her, and this is why-


This bitch, is the downfall of my "small town" society. Not only does she look like that thing that you scraped from the bottom of your shoe, but she thinks she's a "gangster". Bitch, shut the fuck up, you live in a farming community you aren't gangster (that's right, I'm surrounded by dumb hilly billy buttfucks 24/7). She is by far the most anoying person I've ever met and she continues to live up to her name, Dirty Shankhoe, everyday. At this point you're probably thinking "Well jeeze Cate, that's a bit harsh" NO you shut the fuck up right now. Just give me a chance to elaborate.

This girl, if put in middle earth, would scare an orc. Or maybe not; the orc might think she's its inbred cousin or something. She is that nasty. And I hate her with all of the spiteful fires of Mordor. Anyway, my point.... I have been told that I'm quite pretty- okay lets just say it, I'm one sexy fuckin bitch. Now I don't like this guy but seriously? Orcs inbred cousin, or sexy bitch? Hmm. Tough one.

Well the orcs inbred cousin made one of my best friends choose between me and her. Unfortunately, like any desperate man, he chose her. Fuckin skank. And not even for a good reason! Just because we were talking AS FRIENDS. I hate her. And I don't believe in hatred. She pisses me off to no end. I want to go over to her house and saw everything in half including her. Shes a stupid skank.

Well that's all I had to say about that. It was a short blog. Probably not even a good one. Just needed to vent to my blog reading peeps.

Thanks for reading! You can find all of my blog posts on facebook at "Go F*ck Yourself, Thanks." or you can follow me on twitter @CateTheHuman. Remember that I, always open for new blog ideas, but I cant blog about it if you don't tell me what you want! So get on one of your social networks and friggen tell me whats up! Thanks again peeps! ~Cate The Human