The top 10 reasons why the nerdy life is the best life.

I've always been a nerd, always will be. I could tell you off using 6 different nerdy comic books, movies, games, or books in one sentence. Fucking try me. I'll destroy you. Anyway, I present to you- The top 10 reasons why the nerdy life is the best life.

Reason 10~
You can do weird and ridiculous shit because people already judge you!

You can do shit like- running through out your school in a cape screaming your self-given hero name... not that I've ever done that or anything...


Reason 9~
No matter what you're doing or where you are, you always know that you can find something to do.

I don't give a fuck how old I am, my best friend and I still pretend like were elves and make bows out of sticks and strings that we find outside. Fuck you all. Its fun as fuck and I refuse to stop doing it. I don't care if you think we're weird. I don't care if you think were acting like children; we know you secretly want to join us on our adventures. Fuck off. Stop being a grown up ass hole. Grab a broomstick and I'll fly to Hogwarts with you.


Reason 8~
Comic Con is the greatest get together of nerds on the entire fucking planet; friendships are made there.

For those of you who don't know what Comic Con is; slap yourself in the face right now, go to bing.com and fuckin search that shit. Unacceptable. Mother fuckers. Shame on you.



Reason 7~
Not once in my entire 18 years of life that I have lived have I ever had a nerdy friend betray or back stab me just as I have never betrayed or back stabbed someone else unless given reason to.

Nerd friends are the best kind. Despite popular belief we do have quite a few friends and we cherish them. We don't have "paper plate" peeps. We don't just use them for a while and throw them out.



Reason 6~
We are masters at killing anything that comes our way.

I don't care what your mommy and daddy told you. Video games and movies prepare you for shit that other peeps aren't prepared for- Orc attacks, Zombie apocolypse, Goblin attacks, Dragon attacks, Demon attacks, how to kill a Greek god, how to tame a mythical creature, what to do if your hurt by a mythical creature, how to Zombie-proof your house, how to take down a  Nazgul, how to kill a cave troll, how to kill a dark lord, how to ward off dementors, what spell to use to unlock shit that you need unlocked, and last but certainly most important, how to destory the ring of power. Yeah, mother fuckers, so the next time you tease a nerd and a Nazgul comes to your door looking for the one ring don't come crying to us. We will let that bitch feed you to his dragon. Dillholes.


Reason 5~
Nerds invented the computer, smart phone, or tablet you are reading this blog off of.

That's right bitches. Some nerd is bathing in the money they have while playing World of Warcraft or watching Lord Of The Rings because you bought the shit that they created. So fuck off. Without us you'd still be using the pony express.



Reason 4~
We have amazing imagination.

As I explained earlier in the blog, my friend and I still "play" Lord Of The Rings. Why? Because we still have our imagination.We can look at a stick and turn it into a sword or a staff with our minds. Take that you douche bag fuckers. Did you think that J.K. Rowling wrote Harry Potter off of nothing? No, she imagined it. So fuck off.


Reason 3~
We create the majority of your favorite things.

A nerd invented the PlayStation, a nerd also invented the X-Box and the Nintendo shit. Stan Lee created all that is Marvel Comics and some dude invented DC comics (I really could care less who invented DC... The only good hero that comes from DC is The Green Lantern, the rest fucking suck). Nerds invented the gaming chair you sit in to play on your game console, they invented Ipods and Zunes and Mp3's. Again, without us, you would have nothing. If you wanted to hear music or play a game you would have to whistle and grab a bag a marbles.


Reason 2~
We can actually recreate anything we love.

Unlike you peeps and your petty chick flicks and lame action movies about cars, we can remake anything we see. We have awesome role play battles in open fields with swords and bows and shit. I'm sorry but there's really no way to act out Sex in the City- unless your like 50 with a face lift and you feel like hitting on 19 year old boys. But while your trying to do that I'll be kicking ass with my fake blade with the back up of a fellow nerd to defend our queen. FOR GLORY!

And finally.... the #1 reason why being a nerd fuckin rocks my socks...

Reason 1~
We only have to worry about what we look like a few times a year.

Holidays and Comic Con. You do NOT want to show up to Comic Con with a shitty cos play get up. If you do you've just set yourself up for disaster and pain.


And that's why being a nerd is where its at. You can keep your reality. We don't want it. We're all just fine where we are.


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