Why I fucking hate that bitch.

RANT ALERT. Bad one.
The title is self explanatory, I fucking hate her, and this is why-


This bitch, is the downfall of my "small town" society. Not only does she look like that thing that you scraped from the bottom of your shoe, but she thinks she's a "gangster". Bitch, shut the fuck up, you live in a farming community you aren't gangster (that's right, I'm surrounded by dumb hilly billy buttfucks 24/7). She is by far the most anoying person I've ever met and she continues to live up to her name, Dirty Shankhoe, everyday. At this point you're probably thinking "Well jeeze Cate, that's a bit harsh" NO you shut the fuck up right now. Just give me a chance to elaborate.

This girl, if put in middle earth, would scare an orc. Or maybe not; the orc might think she's its inbred cousin or something. She is that nasty. And I hate her with all of the spiteful fires of Mordor. Anyway, my point.... I have been told that I'm quite pretty- okay lets just say it, I'm one sexy fuckin bitch. Now I don't like this guy but seriously? Orcs inbred cousin, or sexy bitch? Hmm. Tough one.

Well the orcs inbred cousin made one of my best friends choose between me and her. Unfortunately, like any desperate man, he chose her. Fuckin skank. And not even for a good reason! Just because we were talking AS FRIENDS. I hate her. And I don't believe in hatred. She pisses me off to no end. I want to go over to her house and saw everything in half including her. Shes a stupid skank.

Well that's all I had to say about that. It was a short blog. Probably not even a good one. Just needed to vent to my blog reading peeps.

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