!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!RANT ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!--If you like Taylor Swift, don't read. I love my fans and I don't want them to hate me because I can't stand that bitch--
I hate her music, her face, her attire, her voice, her attitude, her perfume, her guitar, her albums, her hair, her eyes, anything that sounds like her, anything that looks like her, etc... This is why-
I haven't liked Taylor Swift since she started singing. She doesn't even sound good! Honestly, if i wanted to hear someone bitch about their love life (or lack there of) I'd bitch about that shit by my self. She doesn't even look good when she sings! She looks like a constipated dinosaur!! This bitch is on my list of the top ten people that I cant stand. Shes like, number two. Fucking annoying bitch- had Isildur cast her into the fires of Mount Doom we wouldn't be having this problem would we?
I'm not kidding when I tell you that even her Perfume smells like whiny bitch. In the words of Jenna Marbles "Smells like desperation!" and it does. Because shes desperate. I honestly don't even know how shes famous! If this bitch can make as much as she does by whining about not being able to keep a man I should be able to make a few bucks singing about my period or how much I hate wearing my bra. News flash honey, heartbreak is a part of everyday life. I don't think I've heard more than one song by her that isn't about some guy who fucked her over. Hey, hey Taylor! If you have a reason to keep singing about heartbreak.... maybe that should tell you something about your attitude. Or your face. Either or. Maybe its both.
Now- I don't usually watch the Country Music Awards but... if I'm with family and their watching it.. I don't have much of a choice. I swear to glob, every time this bitch doesn't get the award that shes nominated for she throws a little bitch fit silently in her chair. She like rolls her eyes and glares at the person who does get it. Way to be a fucking team player. Bitch. Get over yourself! The only award that you deserve is the award for the worlds whiniest bitch. I can see it now!~~~~~~~ "And the winner, for the Country Music Awards Whiniest Bitch goes to......... Taylor Swift!!" everyone will clap and cheer and she'll cry and thank her fans for the WELL DESERVED award.
I live for the day that her fans abandon her. I fucking live for that shit. I cant wait to see her face... she'll be all like "Wha- what!? Why doesn't- Why don't you people love me anymore!?" And then I'll rise up above the rest of the world and say "BECAUSE YOU SUCK IN EVERY ASPECT OF YOUR LIFE" and then go buy a cheese burger and some fries with my peeps. Because I don't fucking care about what she does after that. She wouldn't be so bad if she wasn't so fake all of the time. Like she acts like she cares about her fans and shit but she doesn't. She could care less. All she sees is the fame. You can tell that by watching her face when she looses an award at a music award thing. She needs to grow up. Maybe if she can do that, I might start liking her.
I apologize to all of my peeps who like her. But its not my fault that you have a bad taste in music. Go listen to The Killers or Deadmau5 or Adele or someone with a real musical talent.
Thanks for reading! You can find all of my blogs on facebook on my page "Go F*ck Yourself, Thanks." Or you can follow me on twitter @CateTheHuman where you can read shit that I post that generally makes no sense but I find the need to tweet. Thanks again peeps! ~ Cate The Human
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