You're wrong. I'm right. Yes, I'm sure.

I hate it when people tell me I'm wrong when I say something that I know I'm right about. Seriously peeps? If I'm an expert on what I'm talking about  shut 'cho face. I think I would know. Don't get me wrong, I'm not trying to say that I'm never wrong- but it's not like they're always right! For example; I am obsessed with Lord Of The Rings, I know just about everything there is to know about it. Don't question my knowledge of it. Don't ask a question without expecting a full explanation behind my answer. AND DO NOT tell me that I am wrong. I'm warning you. Don't do it. It's not good for your health.

Another thing that really gets me is when someone else jumps into my PRIVATE conversations. I'm sorry but when the fuck did I invite you into this conversation? Oh yeah I didn't. So leave before I rearrange your face with my Wand-pen. Yes- Wand-pen. I got it off of warnerbros.com for $11 and I will fuck your shit up with it. Now go away before I go to azkaban for using the unforgivable curse on you. Two words bitch... just two words and you're dead. Slap that to a broomstick and fly it. Skank.

And one thing I hate more than peeps that jump into a conversation is when I have to sit and listen to a stupid persons conversation. I can't stand it! Like really if I have to sit here and listen to you talk can you at least make it sound like you're a little bit intelligent? cheesegraterface. Stupidity is contagious people! I don't want to catch your dumb ass. So please, if you can't make your conversation even the least bit smart, take your shit elsewhere. 

I guess,to sum it up, I cant stand being told I'm wrong and I hate stupid people. You're wrong. I'm right and you're an idiot for thinking I'm wrong. Just sit there in you're wrongness and be wrong while I gloat my rightness in front of you're messed up face (on account of my Wand-pen) while you're being wrong. That's just how it goes. And yes I know that's how it goes because I'm right. I repeat, Slap that to a broomstick and fly it. OH but you cant, because you're a muggle- and muggles don't fly on broomsticks.  


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