People at Walmart.

I don't think I've ever met a person who hasn't been to Walmart- and if you're reading this right now and you haven't been then please e-mail me asap, I'd like to shake your hand, CateTheHuman@gmail.com-. What's not to love about Walmart? Low prices, tons of good shit and great entertainment. For those of you who've been to Walmart know that by "entertainment" I mean the peeps you see walking around in there.

This one time my cousin and I followed an old lady through an isle (no we weren't stalking- we just happened to need the same junk) who was wearing short shorts, a floppy hat, and a really baggy shirt. Now, you can only imagine the amount of wrinkle we saw that day, needless to say that lady needed more pants then she had on.


But it doesn't stop there, oh no. It gets worse... ohhh much worse. My friends brother was at Walmart when they passed a very er- big woman sitting on one of those scooter-carts. As they passed her, my friends brother looked back, she was licking her lips and patting her stomach at his friend! He called it her "pancake". I'm not going to lie peeps I would have pissed myself laughing if I had been there to see that.

I dont go to Walmart often but when I do I keep my eyes pealed. I don't want to miss the opportunity to laugh at someones bad fashion mistake or embarrassing moment. Like honestly- who doesn't want to laugh their ass off at someones humility? I KNOW I WANT TO! It's kind of like someone falling down the stairs- you don't like the fact that it happened, but it sure is fuckin funny to watch.

Walmart is a crazy place full of crazy people who do/wear crazy shit. 'Nuf said. And again if you haven't been to Walmart... please e-mail me at CateTheHuman@gmail.com because I want to shake your hand. Er'ey body been to Walmart. Just remember, the next time you go shopping you could be that crazy person that I type a blog about because I'm bored as fuck and a friend suggested that I do it. SO WATCH YA SELF PEEPS!


Thanks for reading you guys! Hope you liked it. You can find all of my blog posts on my facebook page "Go f*ck yourself, thanks." and you can also comment on the page telling me what you want me to write about! ;) See ya next time peeps! ~Cate The Human