I've been really into Techno lately. Not sure why. Just have been. And that's a big problem... You see, when I listen to Techno and its incredibly contagious beat I want to dance. And when I dance people think I'm doing some strange ritual to bring back the dead... Yes- I'm that bad. When I try and pop-lock-and-drop-it, I pop-lock-and drop the person next to me. I have no rhythm with my feet or my arms or anything else. It really sucks because I love running through my house and dancing!
This one time I tried doing the Cotton-eyed-Joe and made a fool of myself in front of an entire room full of people. Like for real? I can't even kick my leg and hop around in a circle? Apparently not. My friends are always trying to make me dance but I wont. THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND!! Now if one of them want a hip to the wiener or a kick to the ti-ta-la I'll gladly dance with them. But I really doubt they want to do that... so until then I'll remain attached to my seat where my ass belongs. I don't need to be shakin' nothin' for no one... please excuse the bad grammar in that statement- it just sounded better than "shaking anything for anyone". In any case, nothing will be shaken, popped, locked, or dropped by me. Ever.
Honestly when I dance, I feel like an ostrich. Like I got "all this"going somewhere that is has no business being... That's why Ostrich's don't dance... They're all big up top and little down under. Lookin' like a kiwi runnin 'round with tooth-pick legs. It's strange and unnecessary. Just put the Kiwi in a dress and send her to prom and there's me my senior year. *cheesegrater face* Everyone else in my family can dance, but no! I was born without the good ass shakin' gene. So I'm suck here watchin the rest of my peeps shakin' their thang while I sit and eat Cheetos.
So what's a girl who cant dance to do? Become a master with a game controller and a keyboard. So here, I sit before the computer knowing that I'm a nerd and wont ever change all because I cant dance. But hey, I cant complain- living the nerdy life is where its at. But that's for another blog. So until then, I bid thee a'due and wish you the best on your dancing adventures in hopes that you're better than me. Good luck all. Remember- don't pop-lock-and-drop-it if you know the dropping's going to hurt you or someone around you. No one likes a bad dancer! I know from experience! Anyway! See ya peeps!
Thanks for reading! You can find all of my blogs on my facebook page "Go F*ck Yourself, Thanks." where you can leave me a comment with an idea for a blog! Thanks again peeps! ~Cate The Human
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