WARNING MAKES FUN OF REDNECKS BECAUSE THEY ARE STUPID!!--
I CANNOT STAND STUPID PEOPLE!!! CANNOT STAND THEM!!! I would rather *cheesegraterface* myself until my face is as messed up a Michael Jackson's then sit here in a room swimming with stupid people, more namely the "rednecks". Like for real. I just- oh my glob I cant do it. I just cant. AND I LIVE ON A FARM!!! But you don't see me talking about how awesome my piece of shit truck is or how much I love craigslist because you can look at other peoples shitty overpriced trucks with chrome rims that cost more than the piece of shit that they put it on. Oh yeah, lets just go buy a hunk of scrap metal from a junkyard, use duck-tape to hold it together and kill the environment a little bit more. YEAH!!! LES DO EET! Probably not. Ever. *cheesegraterface*
Those bitches piss me off in more than one way. You see, its not all exhaust and craigslist for these people, oh no, of course it cant just stop there; its beer and guns and how much they hate black people and why Obama shouldn't be president and how much fun they had being fucktards on a dirt road in their shit ass trucks and how much they can drink without throwing up and how many rolls of duck-tape they had to use to fix whatever it is they are fixing. WTF I'm on dumb hillbilly overload. I've put up with stupid rednecks for way to long. I dated one for like 6 months only to move on to another for 2 years (biggest mistake of my life the dude was well above being rated as an ass hole). I just look at one of them and I get annoyed. Honestly if I see someone driving up in a shit ass truck that puts out black exhaust who is wearing a wife beater with dirty stained jeans again I will cheese grater face them. Like seriously, don't these people know what a washer and dryer are? Or do they just throw their shit on the floor, let it sit for a few weeks so the smell will dissipate and then put it back on? I'm always scared that if one really stupid redneck touches me that I'll catch its stupid.
I just cant do it you guys. I cant. And its not all "Rednecks" there are some ones that are quite clean and intelligent. As for the rest of you dumb fucks, go take an English class, learn how to speak properly, take a shower, wash your clothes and drive an Eco friendly car and then we can talk. Stop being so stupid. There is nothing glamorous about your life as it is. Don't argue. I'm right. You're wrong. Just sit there in your wrongness and be wrong knowing that I'm 100% right. Now please, stop shooting at your beer cans in your yard off your porch and go do something that actually contributes to this country that you "love and support" so much. Thanks. *cheesegratarface*
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